Nudist Colony Questions

Please understand that I have no desire to come in contact with a nudist, much less become an active member of a nudist colony. Nonetheless, I do have questions about how their culture works.
Are there rules about how much clothing you can wear?

Can you wear sock, shoes, and gloves, but not shirts, or pants, or underwear?

If you wear clothes, are you looked upon as strangely as a nudist would be in like Dallas?

Is there a larger than normal bubble of personal space?
Is it 6ft instead of 3ft?

At what age do you tell your kids about sex?

What is an acceptable nudist colony greeting...a handshake...a HUG?

Do nudists only settle in a very warm climate?

As a woman in a nudist colony...if you enter the colony at a young age...do your boobs hang to your knees by the time you are 40?

How do you handle an embarrassing rash?

Is embarrassment even an issue if you decide to live in a nudist colony?

Do you marry based on physical endowment rather financial endowment?

Are teens scarred for life after going through puberty in a nudist colony?

Is starring inappropriate?

Are they allowed to sleep under blankets?

Are there stalls in the bathrooms?

Are the showers communal?

Do they wash their furniture like we wash our clothes?

Are there rules about what position you can sit in?

Do you have to sit with your legs together, or crossed, or is sitting indian style still acceptable?

Are children scorned for life (like the Amish) if they grow up and start wearing clothes?

Is there some super nudist colony scotch guard for their furniture fabric?

Is lingerie sexy in a nudist colony?

Can you wear a wedding dress when getting married?
If so does it have to be see-through?

Are they like that bapstist....No Dancing Allowed!!!?

How do nudists deal structure social gatherings...especially with teens?
Do they segregate boys and girls?

How does a nudists colony church address the issue of modesty?

Can a nudist wear a poncho or do they have to have a clear unbrella when it rains?


Interesting Fact: If your parents are living in a nudist colony, you must be naked when you go to visit them. This brings a whole new fear to meeting the parents of your girlfriend/boyfriend for the first time.